...From the Random Idiocy Desk

"Take the man who left his car idling at a Dunkin' Donuts earlier this winter and came out to find it gone. He told police he was carjacked, knocked to the ground, and beaten up. When police, suspecting otherwise, brought him to the station for questioning and told him they had a videotape of him in the coffee shop holding an unspilled cardboard tray of coffee after the supposed attack, he retracted his story. "

I know getting your daily fix of Dunkin' Donuts is important people, I really do. But let's be careful out there, eh?