Beagles Don't Dance

Check this out. See? See why I'm not a cat person?

Does this make any sense to you?

We can't simply put on music and expect that our cats will dance with us. We have to first align our dynamic vibration systems with theirs and bring those systems into a kind of confluence before we can build the energy levels through the dance that are necessary to attain the higher vibrationary states which enable us to channel the infinite power of the universe.

Did you understand that? Really? It made sense to you?

Get out. Go away. I don't want to know you. You will probably say something like this...

"One of the great barriers to dancing effectively with your cat, is allowing your thoughts and prejudices to interfere. I find ten minutes of deep purring completely stops skeptical thoughts by connecting me with my feline spirit within."

...and I'll be hard put not to visit some sort of violence upon you. So off with you. It's best for both of us.

You know why I like, indeed, why I love dogs? Because in addition to their many admirable traits such as loyalty, and a lack of guile, and affectionate natures...they do not dance.

When, on occasion, the rythm does in fact 'get me', and I shake my money maker about Chez Dan's - the Wonder Beagle does not join me. She is far too sensible for that. The vacuum cleaner is always worth a look, but a bobbing, bopping human? Not hardly. Oh sure, if I spin dangerously close to the Magic Cupboard her eyes may momentarily brighten. And if a spinning kick thingie a la David Lee Roth c. 1984 should pass over or near the Food Bowl, she may tense in brief anticipation. But she will not get off the couch.

You see: a dog will tolerate your follies, and love you in spite of them. A cat will actively encourage you - indeed lead you - into acting like a clown outfit.

That is all.