Brief Randandom

This is just plain ooky. No wonder I hate clowns.

So protective is McDonald's of the character's mystique that men who play Ronald are never to admit that they do. Ronalds in costume aren't to say who they are in civilian life. That rather annoyed Craig A. Oatten, a police chief in Michigan, when a Ronald, in full red-and-yellow regalia, got into a fender bender near Saginaw a few years ago. Asked several times, the Ronald steadfastly refused to give his name for the police report.

Great. Even the sacred halls of my local could be infiltrated by clowns - and I would never know. Brrrrrrrrr.