Friday Fun

It's Friday afternoon, it's sunny and warm out and I don't feel like doing a damn thing. Including writing and posting to this site. But I realize that you, my loyal half dozen, look to me for entertainment and guidance. So submitted here for your perusal is An Honest Personal Ad. (Link via The Gawker.) Check out this excerpt:

I am 25 and do not "know how to treat a woman right." I am not particularly creative, nor am I successful/ambitious/career-oriented, though I do recognize that these are code words for "wealthy."

I am not confident, which is apparently a universally desired trait, though by definition I guess this mean I am also not "cocky," which is apparently universally disdained.

Brilliant. Happy Cynical Friday everyone.