Ask And You Shall Receive

Knock and the door shall be opened.

And if you got the blues, a friend with a sense of humor as twisted as yours will send you a howlingly funny link. From the Khan of Baltimore, to me, to you: Bar Signs - non-verbal communication for drinking success.

My own personal recommendations for memorization? The signs for:

Thanks for buying me a drink.
I will now retract my claws of death.

You call the shot.
I will follow you to tequila hell, my captain.

Let us spring up out of our sober shells.
We will soar like drunken eagles.

Alcohol has twisted my tongue.
Nothing I say is true. But I really like you.


Really, I do. Like you, that is.