The Randandom Menace

More questions from the good folks at Cheddar X.....

1. What was the last person, thing or event that made you cry?
Putting down my dog.
2. What was your most recent vivid dream about?
Well, last night I had a dream in which flesh-eating zombies were infiltrating the general population. Having seen Dawn of the Dead at an impressionable age, I knew exactly how dangerous this situation was and did my best to warn people. But as is usual in these types of dreams, noone would listen. 'These zombies are very well-behaved' they said. 'Perhaps you're overreacting - we had some zombies over for drinks last night,' they said.

Sometimes the things that come bubbling up from my lizard brain give me serious pause.
3. What is the best bumper sticker you've seen or thought up?
I am actively seeking a bumper sticker that states "I Hate Fox Sports."
4. Who was your worst room mate? Why?
Some guy who talked too much. We threw him out.
5. What do you order most often when you go out to eat?
Porkchops and a baked potato with sour cream.
6. What's your cocktail of choice?
Gin martini (Bombay Saphire) strait up, with a twist.