The Year of the Cat

I am a dog person, vehemently so. Though I could go on at length, my problem with cats basically boils down to this: they are just like their larger cousins, only smaller. If they could eat you, they would. When they're staring at you they're thinking 'if I was a Bengal tiger I'd stick that silly toy up your ass and crack your bones for the marrow.' There is no love or loyalty in the feline species.

Now, when I explain this to cat people, they mock me and say 'that's not true, you just hate cats' or 'you don't understand, my kitty loves me' or ' have another beer crazy man.'

Whatever. Now I have proof of my theory.

(Link via Leaning Towards the Dark Side)