Top Ten Proposed President's Day Specials at the local

10. I Like Ike and Beer
9. Tippecanoe and Porkchops Too
8. Taft's All You Can Eat Buffet
7. Bull Moose Burger
6. General Grant's Rum Cake
5. Nattering Sishkabobs of Negativity
4. State of the Salmon Address
3. Soup du Fillmore
2. Hail to the Chicken
1. Pomp and Salad