Ben Affleck Esse Delendam
Ben Affleck is stalking me.
Not in person I must admit; he's not following me home from work, or calling me and hanging up when I answer, or sending me suspicious packages. Not yet anyway.
But I can't look at a television screen without Affleck's pumpkinhead floating into view. Which may seem odd, considering how little television I watch. But - if I do watch TV it's to see the Red Sox game or Red Sox related programming - and in that case, Ben Affleck. Is. Always. Fucking. There.
This may have been going on for some time, but I first noticed last season. Almost invariably any home game broadcast involved an ongoing montage of shots of his beefy face. Maybe with a brief interview. Ugh.
To make matters worse, our retarded local media is apparently playing along, seemingly determined to market Affleck as some sort of Boston baseball every-fan. Last night footage of Nomar's charity event was playing, and of curse, there was Ben, hugging Nomar. The station (and I can't recall which one it was) helpfully ran the following caption under Affleck's mug:
Oh yes, indeed. Don't be fooled by the celebrity lifestyle that he's got, he's still (he's still) Benny from the block.
Not in person I must admit; he's not following me home from work, or calling me and hanging up when I answer, or sending me suspicious packages. Not yet anyway.
But I can't look at a television screen without Affleck's pumpkinhead floating into view. Which may seem odd, considering how little television I watch. But - if I do watch TV it's to see the Red Sox game or Red Sox related programming - and in that case, Ben Affleck. Is. Always. Fucking. There.
This may have been going on for some time, but I first noticed last season. Almost invariably any home game broadcast involved an ongoing montage of shots of his beefy face. Maybe with a brief interview. Ugh.
To make matters worse, our retarded local media is apparently playing along, seemingly determined to market Affleck as some sort of Boston baseball every-fan. Last night footage of Nomar's charity event was playing, and of curse, there was Ben, hugging Nomar. The station (and I can't recall which one it was) helpfully ran the following caption under Affleck's mug:
Ben Affleck, Red Sox fan
Oh yes, indeed. Don't be fooled by the celebrity lifestyle that he's got, he's still (he's still) Benny from the block.
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