Tuesday Truisms Reloaded

Chris of pressure drop fame has come up with a list of Tuesday Truisms. I can't help but second a couple of them:

I'm a peaceful person, but I feel that people who hold up a convenience store line with their scratch card and lottery ticket purchases need to be beaten severely.

Oh yes indeed. Pay your 'stupid tax' if you must, but don't make me wait while you do.

Men should not wear ponytails. Middle-aged men attempting to halt the aging process by doing this need to have a sit-down with a loved one because they are horribly, horribly misinformed.

I could not agree more. Whenever I see a guy wearing a ponytail, I take an automatic dislike to him, even if I've never met the poor bastard. I'm intolerant that way - sue me.

Society would benefit greatly if adults could have recess, too.

I would change that to 'nap time.'

Go read the rest of them.