A Doubleshot...
...from the Bunny. In which he lists 22 acceptable reasons to wake him at 4 AM and follows up by assuring the ladies that yes, he's still available.
A helpful hint for any female members of the audience who are sufficently deranged - I mean interested - in taking up the Bunny's offer. Ask him to demonstrate his notorious Sicilian Step-Dance; patrons of the local have come to love his Italian take on an Irish custom.
A further hint - precede the above request by purchasing the Bunny 5 or 6 Miller High Lifes. I assure you - hilarity will ensue.
A helpful hint for any female members of the audience who are sufficently deranged - I mean interested - in taking up the Bunny's offer. Ask him to demonstrate his notorious Sicilian Step-Dance; patrons of the local have come to love his Italian take on an Irish custom.
A further hint - precede the above request by purchasing the Bunny 5 or 6 Miller High Lifes. I assure you - hilarity will ensue.
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