Come Back Home Kevin...
...all is forgiven.
Yes, I know I've said and thought bad things about your continuing presence in the starting lineup. I'm sorry.
I confess I laughed when someone suggested that you should be shanked in the clubhouse shower for the good of the team. That was wrong and shortsighted.
Tonight Manny went 0 - zero - for 5. The Ortizzle went 1 for 3. Nomar went 1 for 4. Even the well beloved Trot went 1 for 5.
Tonight you started against the MFYs and went 3 for 4.
With 3 homeruns.
Tonight you came to play. Tonight you came to stick that bat up the MFYs' ass. And that you did, despite your team not rising to your level of play. Mike the Cook has soundly mocked me for referring to you as 'The Rally Killer' and I hang my head in shame.
I think I love you. In a strictly manly and platonic kind of way of course.
Would you like a hug? Or maybe a cold adult beverage? First round is on me.
Yes, I know I've said and thought bad things about your continuing presence in the starting lineup. I'm sorry.
I confess I laughed when someone suggested that you should be shanked in the clubhouse shower for the good of the team. That was wrong and shortsighted.
Tonight Manny went 0 - zero - for 5. The Ortizzle went 1 for 3. Nomar went 1 for 4. Even the well beloved Trot went 1 for 5.
Tonight you started against the MFYs and went 3 for 4.
With 3 homeruns.
Tonight you came to play. Tonight you came to stick that bat up the MFYs' ass. And that you did, despite your team not rising to your level of play. Mike the Cook has soundly mocked me for referring to you as 'The Rally Killer' and I hang my head in shame.
I think I love you. In a strictly manly and platonic kind of way of course.
Would you like a hug? Or maybe a cold adult beverage? First round is on me.
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