Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Stupid Rock Lyrics

The crack young staff of The Hatemonger's Quarterly have unveiled their First Annual Stupidest Lyrics in Rock Music History Contest. For my part I nominate the following passage:
Dear Marcus, you rocked my world.
You had a charismatic way about you with the woman,
And you got me seriously thinking about spirituality.

Truth to tell, that whole song is one long example of stupid lyrics. Bad Alanis. Bad!

And though it pains me to write this, Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me is also a worthy candidate:
Do you take sugar? one lump or two?

To get a sense of how truly awful those lyrics are, try reciting them aloud, as you would a poem. Horrible horrible and yet again... horrible.
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