An Omen?

This humble site is now the number one Google result for 'baseball jesus.' Say your prayers children:

The Lord is my staff ace: I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green Pastures, he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my winning percentage: he leadeth me in the paths of strong defence for his name's sake,
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Yankee Stadium, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me, thy bat and glove they comfort me.
Thou preparest a bullpen before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointed my head with victory champagne; my beer mug runneth over.
Surely pennants and the wild card shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.