Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Red Sox Rants

Obviously I very much have the Red Sox on the brain today. Poking around various Sox blogs today I came across Rallycuff, the self-described 'Militant Cheerleader of Red Sox Nation.' Militant is right - this girl types such sarcastic vitriol that I had to add Rallycuff to my blog roll. Some notable excerpts...

..on the Red Sox style of play:

I don't even have the heart to rant. Inexcusable. This team is fucking pathetic. I'm tired of watching this half-ass bullshit. If I wanted to watch three hours worth of baseball played by a team that looked like they thought they were going to a barbeque but accidentally showed up to a major league baseball game I'd go be a Pirates fan.


..on the inability of the Sox to muster up back-to-back wins:

This team wouldn't know a winning streak if it walked up and bent a 9 iron over their fucking skulls.


..menacing Terry Francona:

I can see either Trot or Nomar out...but Damon too? Fucking moron. Jesus Christ how are the Sox going to win games like this? I think the Sox should make me bench coach, and every time I'd see Tito try to put a lineup like that on the field I'd bash one of his toes with a ball peen hammer for every mis-placed player.


..and how it feels to be a Red Sox fan:

Do you, as a Sox fan, ever feel like you're on that freaky boat ride in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, only instead of Gene Wilder at the helm it's Terry Francona and you're sitting there clutching frantically to Manny Ramírez who's more scared than you are and right next to you is Anastacio Martínez who's shrieking like a little girl -- only Francona doesn't actually have any ability to stop and/or control the boat and is actually just along for the tour like you are?
Cause I do.
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Bring Me the Head of Terry Francona

First - if you sense of humors run toward the jagged-edge and over-the-top kind, check out today's Soxaholix for a much needed laugh.

Now - on to last night's unpleasantness. Denton at Surviving Grady has an apt summation of the game, contrasting Joe Torre's skills versus Tito's inexplaicable managerial decisions:

On the other side of the chessboard is Tito. He knows he has Lowe going tonight, a ground-ball-out pitcher, so what does he do? He puts Bellhorn at third, his first start there. Brilliant. On the other corner, Kevin Millar. Why? Has he ever scooped a ball out of the dirt? Can anyone remember that happening, even once? Isn't McCarty their best defensive first-baseman? Is he in there for his offense? Millar needs to go away. Back to Japan, back to Texas, back to KFC, I don't really care. My kingdom for Dauber.


Whatever savage and holy spirit that descended on the Red Sox last year, prompting hard-nosed play and numerous comebacks, has vanished this season. (Apparently now to reside in Tampa Bay, where the surging Devil Rays are presumably speaking in tongues and seeing apocalyptic visions of hits falling in for RBIs). It is one thing to lose games; it is another entirely to give them away. Four unearned runs last night, and the Sox now lead the majors in that category(58 total). Three errors, giving the Sox 65 for the year - second in the majors. Double plays? Rare as hen's teeth. I don't have the stats at hand but I'm sure the Red Sox rank near the bottom in terms of double plays turned per team this year.

The end result is an inconsistent team playing dead-ass .500 ball. With a manger unwilling or unable to manage his team. (Note to Terry: you can still treat your players with respect while letting them know who's boss and what's expected of them. See Joe Torre for example.) After last night's debacle Francona had the following gems:

“I believe in these guys, and I think they believe in themselves,” he said.


"I love these guys. I think we're going to find a way to be a very good team. I also think we have to improve, and I believe we're going to do that."


"I think it's my job, my responsibility, to stand behind guys," Francona said. "I ask them to show up every day and try as best they can to be as good a player as they can be. It doesn't always work out perfectly, but if I bail on them, I don't agree with that."


So - Tito loves these guys and believes in them and would never do anythng to upset them. And they'll be a very good team. Winning doesn't merit a mention. Wow. I can feel the motivation from hear.

I'm increasingly tempted to give up on this edition of the Red Sox, but years of habit are hard to undo. I feel like a junky.
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Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Storm Warning

The winds are beginning to pick up as a storm gathers to break over the world of baseball. Tonight an ancient feud continues as the Red Sox meet the Yankees in the Bronx, a series that may determine the race for the AL East; meanwhile we draw ever closer to the hour when Bunny and I begin our savage and epic journey into the heart of baseball.

In times like these it is wise to gird one's loins by invoking the names of past heroes. So I present to you a brief compendium of my favorite baseball nicknames. The ancients chanted the exploits of grey-eyed Odysseus; today I sing the titles of some of the champions of America's Iliad.

Ted 'Fucking' Williams
Yes, you read that right. Not 'the Kid' or 'The Splendid Splinter' but Ted 'Fucking' Williams. For so Williams dubbed himself. I've heard tell that he would scream out his name as challenge, as he stood in the box to take batting practice.
"I'm Ted Fucking Williams!"
(Whack! - line drive)
"I'm the best goddam hitter in major league baseball!"
(Whack! - the ball is deposited in the bleachers)
"Jesus H. Christ himself couldn't get me out!"
(Whack! - another line drive rises of the bat)

Ty "The Georgia Peach" Cobb
I love this one for the irony - Cobb was many things, but he was certainly not a 'peach.' A vicious, paranoid bigot, he was driven by his demons to compete on the field like no other before or since. Part of his 'gamesmanship' entailed sitting on the bench prior to game time, sharpening his spikes in full view of the opposing team. Nor did Cobb limit his use of spikes to the base paths. He responded to a heckler by vaulting into the stands and giving the offender a kicking with his spikes on; the heckler was unable to defend himself as he had no hands.

Walter "Big Train" Johnson
Pitchers famed for their fastball have a way of acquiring nicknames, from "Rapid" Robert Feller to "Rocket" Roger Clemens. But none of them suggest speed and intimidation like that of a Big Train hurtling down the tracks.

Dick "Dr. Strangeglove" Stuart
The perfect nickname for an hard-hitting but stone-fingered first baseman.

Al "Bucketfoot" Simmons
I just like the sound of this one, ya know? Bucketfoot's your pal, he's a real funny guy, he never hesitates to buy a round of beers. Your life could only be improved by knowing someone with a tag like Bucketfoot.

"Black" Mickey Cochran
Another one I selected simply because I like the way it rolls off the tongue and the images it conjures to mind. "Black" Mickey could just as easily be the grim laird of a Scots Borderer clan as a catcher for the Detroit Tigers.

Christy "Big Six" Mathewson
So called (supposedly) because he stood over six feet - an intimidating height for pre-WWI New York.

Hank "Bad Henry" Aaron
In Men At Work George Will recounts an anecdote, concerning Aaron and the pitchers of an opposing team. The pitchers were going over the scouting reports prior to facing Aaron and his teammates, discussing how they would pitch each one - up, down, inside, away, fastball, breaking stuff. But when Bad Henry's name came up, there was complete silence. Finally someone muttered 'just make sure there's no one on when he hits one out' and they moved on to the next batter.
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Monday, June 28, 2004

The Countdown Continues...

..as Bunny hits his stride as a blogger.

T minus five: The Five Worst Baseball Uniforms

3. 1973 Philadelphia Phillies / 1974 Chicago White Sox (all jerseys): ok, you're probably assuming a tie here, right? Well, you're right in that it's a tie, but on a technicality. You see, I'm almost convinced they're the same uniform. And not only are they virtually the same uniform, they're both bad. Although I have to dole out credit to whoever picked the colors. At last, powder blue and crimson. Thank God. Apparently, the general managers went to the same pajama party. Sitting around drinking dad's vermouth from the bottle, listening to Ritchie Valens records, giggling over boys they want to bring to the prom, they both had the same idea simultaneously; these pajamas would make the most darling uniforms!


And T minus four: Four Favorite Baseball Quotes.

I know you will be shocked (shocked!) to learn that my favorite baseball quote comes from a former Yankee. But then 'Catfish' Hunter (and you must applaud the oh-so-baseball nickname) had a way with words.

"The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.".


Hard to argue with that.
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Say Hello To Uncle Shoe

Another one of my demented friends has a blog.

Consider yourself warned.
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Thursday, June 24, 2004

Operation Roaddogs: T minus Seven

It is now a mere T minus seven days before the Bunny and I undertake our epic journey into the heart of baseball. The Bunny is warming up with some baseball posts...

on his eight favorite pitchers...:

3. "Three-Finger" Mordecai Brown: At the age of 7, Brown was playing on his uncle's farm and got his right hand caught in a corn shredder. His index finger was amputated above the second knuckle, and his thumb and pinkie were both impaired permanently. While chasing a hog a few weeks later, he fell and broke the third and fourth fingers on the same hand, both of which healed unnaturally. This accident led to the distinctive nickname, "Three Finger Brown." It's eerie how much his story mirrors my sex life. Sigh.


on his seven favorite ballparks...

3. Wrigley Field, Chicago: I must concede, I've never been. But any park with that much history has to be great to be in. Also, The Silver Fox gets all misty-eyed when he regales us with tales from Wrigley. He likes to be held.*


and two terrible ballparks..

One saving grace though, and this keeps BankOne from the bottom; lining the concours, around the entire ballpark, is a banner that pays tribute to every ballpark ever used in major league history, even the torn down ones. That was really cool. It helped dull the pain of being surrounded by people who were never loved.


*Editor's note: some clarification is in oder here.
1. I do like being held. Just not by you.
2. I do not like to be held in Wrigley, or any other ballpark. Holding is appropriate only in very particular situations. Like when my set of aces gets cracked. Or at the end of The Wild Bunch when William Holden and Ernest Borgnine go down under a hail of gunfire.

Other than that, don't touch me.
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The Best Historical Novels

We have another top ten list from the Guardian, this time of the top ten historical novels as determined by one Elizabeth Chadwick.

Holding first place is The Game of the Kings by Dorothy Dunnett. While that is not my particular favorite novel of hers, she certainly deserves a place at or near the top of any such list.

The only other title on the list I recognize is Here Be Dragons by Sharon Kay Penman, which I own but have not read.

Ultimately one's taste in these matters is entirely subjective, so I really can't take Ms. Chadwick to task for what I would see as blatant omissions. But that won't stop me from throwing a few of my own picks out there.

Patrick O'Brian. Naturally. My own favorite O'Brian is The Reverse of the Medal, but practically any one will do.

Alan Furst, who has been copiously praised in this space before. I would add his Night Soldiers to this list.

Michael Shaara's Killer Angels, the fine novel that was made into the movie Gettysburg.

Is Alexander Dumas the Godfather of historical fiction? The Three Musketeers is certainly the ur-text of all things swashbuckling, and despite the impression left by the many movies, it is also a historical novel.

Lastly, I'll put forth Sir Walter Scott's Ivanhoe, as the author can contend with Dumas for the title of Godfather of this particular genre. I'm still hoping for a big screen treatment of this, and why not? Ivanhoe has damsels in distress, sieges, sword fights, tournaments - all the makings of an epic film.
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Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam

I come not to bury Bill Clinton, nor to praise him. I merely wish to point out what I found to be a most illuminating phrase in Larry McMurtry's review of the former President's book:

During the silly time when Clinton was pilloried for wanting to debate the meaning of "is," I often wondered why no one pointed out that he was educated by Jesuits, for whom the meaning of "is" is a matter not lightly resolved.


A quote that surely must resonate with anyone who has been grist for the Jesuit mill.

A BRIEF ADDENDUM

I should add that I doubt the good Fathers would've approved of Mr. Clinton's equivocation. Had a Jesuit interrogated Mr. Clinton, the then-President would have been required, if not driven, to put forth a coherent definition of the meaning of the word "is." And then he would have been mercilessly raked over the coal for a failure to provide an adequate definition and/or a failure to properly apply said definition.

The Jesuits have never been ones to tolerate sloppy thinking. As one of my teachers once told me "unsupported generalizations are bullshit Daniel." Arguably the soundest piece of advice I ever received from a teacher, less from the novelty of the concept and more form the forceful manner in which it was delivered.
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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Foolishness

Over at the Morning News there's an interview with Michael Lewis, author of Money Ball, who like many others pundits/authors/personalities etc feels compelled to say idiotic things about Red Sox fans.

If you wanted to point a finger at who is responsible for the curse, I think you point first to the fans. The nature of their support makes it a much harder place to play baseball in and a much, much harder place to put together a baseball team in. You are always doing things in response to the emotions of the fans, the emotions of the dumbest commentators—


Indeed. What a terrible thing it is, to work or play for a babeball team in a market where people care passionately. The Red Sox lose because we care too much, didn't ya know.

In a way, I think it’s interesting to watch the experiment that’s going on in Boston, to introduce this new management [style] of baseball teams into the Red Sox. [It] is going on in opposition to their fans, even though it’s the thing that’s likely to lead to success. The fans and the reporters and stuff around them are the thing that is making it difficult to implement.


This is so stupid it almost beggars belief. Yeah, fans here are real unhappy with Theo. We just hate having guys like Ortiz, Pokey,and Schilling on our team. We scream in anguish with every move Epstein makes. Riiiiggght. The reality is Epstein's moves have been so solid most fans wouldn't be the least bit surprised if Theo levitated himself out of the owner's box and across the Charles.

I like his take on Pedro:

Oh yeah, he clearly has no particular affection for Boston. He could end up pitching in lots of different places.


Clearly? What makes it so clear? Am I missing something.

And if he’s not terribly popular with the fans on top of it because of his behavior, there is even less reason to keep him around.


Which fans are these?

Ah.. this is the kind of nonsense that comes forth when someone who grew up in New Orleans and lives in Berkely California offers 'opinions' on Red Sox fans.
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Wheels Within Wheels

There's a reason I encouraged the Bunny to get a blog. And a reason I keep pimping it. Such orytolagustic goodness shouldn't be limited to our circle of friends. All should hear of Bunny's Midget Axiom and thrill to his wedding exploits:

Although I don't remember doing so, evidence has it on good authority I went to all the bridesmaids and convinced them to dance with each other. I then grabbed a piece of wedding cake, an additional drink, and went out to the dance floor where I simply stood there, eating cake and drinking bourbon, watching them dance. Oh, and trying to get them to smell each other. Go figure. Oh yeah, and the after-party at McGarvey's was pretty much the same. I vaguely remember the bartender telling us we had polished off thier bourbon as well. Eek.


Truly, it's not a wedding until the bourbon is gone and the bridesmaids have been scented.
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The Whole World Is Watching

The AFI puts forth a list of the 100 greatest movie songs of all time.

And millions cry out in chorus....

Where is "Eye of the Tiger!?"

No song from Dirty Dancing should be on such a list that omits the wall of cheese-metal that was Survivor's ode to Rocky's triumph.

And I will not even speak of the injustice of a 'song' from 8 Mile ranking ahead of the anthemic theme song to Footloose.

Please. Louise. Jack, get back.


N.B. I found the link to the AFI list in the comments to the most recent post at Surviving Grady. If you like your Sox blogging leavened with some Star Wars (yes Star Wars) and pop song references, check it out.
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Get It On (Bang A Gong)

Last night...

Schilling goes seven. Five strike outs, no walks.

Williamson and Foulke close 'em out in the 8th and 9th.

The Ortizzle goes deep in the first (#16).

Manny follows suit in the 6th (#19).

Nomah! goes long in the 7th - first homerun of the season and it's a grandslam.

Had he not been denied by a spectacular catch Trot would've gone deep.

This is the team I've been waiting to see. The one we talked about all winter, from the phone to the local to the dinner table. The one we waited a third of a season to see.

Now if Tito can keep his hands off the line-up, maybe we can get a streak going.

Get some.

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Lost and Found

Yesterday;s Wall Street Journal had an article about the interesting things that turn up in used books - keys, cards, arrest tickets, love letters, and even bullets.

Oddly enough, several weeks ago I had my own discovery of used book treasure. I've come across ticket stubs and old bookmarks before, but this was different. I purchased an old copy of The Forsyte Saga to give to a friend. When I returned home I flipped through the pages out of curiosity (I've never read any Galsworthy) and a photo fell out.

It was black and white, about two inches high and four inches across. There was nothing about the photo to indicate the date or place it was taken. The view is looking through foliage - palm trees of some sort I believe - and out over an ocean. There are no people in sight. Staring at the image I got the sensation of a windy day - perhaps a little chilly, the wind with a little bite to it - and the impression of a storm lurking just over the horizon, heading towards the photographer.

It's an odd little photo, and it currently rests atop a living room bookcase, tucked in the frame of another, larger photo. I can't help but wonder where it was taken, and what happened to the photographer. Why did he or she stash the photo in a hardcover copy of The Forsyte Saga? Where did the book travel from, and by what route did it travel to reach a used bookstore in Boston?

Anybody else ever find used-book treasure?
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Barstool Sports

Last night I was sitting at the local, enjoying my usual post-class feed and watching the game with Kermit, when he announces "I got something for you out in my truck". He exited briefly and returned with two items that he placed on the bar in front of me.

The first was a bright red T-shirt. On the front, emblazoned in white, were the words 'Barstool Sports;' on the back the slogan 'By the common man, for the common man.'

The second appeared to be some sort of newspaper.

"I got these from my uncle. His girlfiend's daughter's boyfriend writes for it."*

The paper was titled Barstool Sports - apparently a free weekly (actually bi-weekly) that I was unaware of up to that moment. Interesting. In the upper left hand corner was a cheesecake snap** of a scantily clad woman with the following caption:

It's clear that Tiffani Amber Thiessen likes hooker boots, but what do the women of Barstool sports think? Check out page 7 to find out.


Well ok. I figure why not take a look? At least through page seven.

The articles, on topics such as an 'Introduction to Internet Poker', struck me as weird hybrid of guy's magazine content written in the easy and familiar tone of someone posting to a blog about their weekend hijinks at Foxwoods. But the one that caught my eye was My Meeting With Ben Affleck. The author shared my dismay with Mr. Affleck's ubiquitous presence at Red Sox games, and at first the writer seemed more wrathful than I:

We're exiling you from Red Sox Nation. You've lost touch with us. You sit in the Monster Seats and the owner's box. We blow half a paycheck on bleacher tickets and standing room.


But the author is actually more charitable than I. He has a plan to rehabilitate Ben. First, get rid of all the dough, giving half to the Jimmy Fund and half to the Red Sox. And then follow these rules:

You'll have to pay for all your tickets, waiting in Virtual waiting rooms and scalper's lines like the rest of us. You'll have to drink watered down Bud Light and eat Fenway Franks. No Sam Adams, no Sausage Guy. You can't go on the field. You can't be on TV. Ever. Not FOX, ESPN, or even as NESN's Fan of the Game. You'll be just another guy at the game. If you violate any of these rules, the next game you go to, you'll have to sit in an obstructed view seat.


This will only work for Ben's benefit.

You'll reconnect with the sheer joy of sitting in the bleachers on a summer night and walking out of the concourses into that emerald cathedral amid a sea of red and blue. You'll remember how it feels to pay $5.50 for a beer and then not care when you drop it because Ortiz dumped another one into the monster seats.


Allright, I think I like these guys. Check 'em out, if your sense of humor runs in that direction. And now all I have to do is figure out where in Q-town I can find this free weekly. I'm tired of the Phoenix anyway.

* At least I think that was the connection.
** You can go here to view the paper in PDF format. There's also a website.
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004

A Doubleshot...

...from the Bunny. In which he lists 22 acceptable reasons to wake him at 4 AM and follows up by assuring the ladies that yes, he's still available.

A helpful hint for any female members of the audience who are sufficently deranged - I mean interested - in taking up the Bunny's offer. Ask him to demonstrate his notorious Sicilian Step-Dance; patrons of the local have come to love his Italian take on an Irish custom.

A further hint - precede the above request by purchasing the Bunny 5 or 6 Miller High Lifes. I assure you - hilarity will ensue.
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I'm Shocked..Shocked!

Christopher Hitches sings a serious whipsong on Michael Moore's latest endeavor.

Perhaps vaguely aware that his movie so completely lacks gravitas, Moore concludes with a sonorous reading of some words from George Orwell. The words are taken from 1984 and consist of a third-person analysis of a hypothetical, endless, and contrived war between three superpowers. The clear intention, as clumsily excerpted like this (...) is to suggest that there is no moral distinction between the United States, the Taliban, and the Baath Party and that the war against jihad is about nothing. If Moore had studied a bit more, or at all, he could have read Orwell really saying, and in his own voice, the following:

"The majority of pacifists either belong to obscure religious sects or are simply humanitarians who object to taking life and prefer not to follow their thoughts beyond that point. But there is a minority of intellectual pacifists, whose real though unacknowledged motive appears to be hatred of western democracy and admiration for totalitarianism. Pacifist propaganda usually boils down to saying that one side is as bad as the other, but if one looks closely at the writing of the younger intellectual pacifists, one finds that they do not by any means express impartial disapproval but are directed almost entirely against Britain and the United States..."

And that's just from Orwell's Notes on Nationalism in May 1945. A short word of advice: In general, it's highly unwise to quote Orwell if you are already way out of your depth on the question of moral equivalence. It's also incautious to remind people of Orwell if you are engaged in a sophomoric celluloid rewriting of recent history.


I struggle to understand how this man is taken seriously.

UPDATE
What a silly man. On the one hand he says:

"Well, it's an op-ed piece. It's my opinion about the last four years of the Bush administration. And that's what I call it. I'm not trying to pretend that this is some sort of, you know, fair and balanced work of journalism,.."


But on the other hand:
"The most important thing we have is truth on our side. If they persist in telling lies, knowingly telling a lie with malice, then I'll take them to court."


These gentlemen pointed me to a story I missed earlier. Slate Magazine- hardly a conservative bastion - is eagerly awaiting Moore's libel suit over the Hitchen's piece above:

Moore isn't likely to find a more severe appraisal of his film and his work than this Slate piece by Christopher Hitchens. Read it, Mr. Moore. We invite your suit.

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Friday, June 18, 2004

Hitting the Mark

Well, I achieved my goal of reading 50 books in 2004. It's amazing what you can accomplish if you sequester yourself for the winter months. It occurs to me that once I post the latest ten titles, I'll need to follow up with a long booknotes-style post going back to book #27. At one point I was going to write a long form review of the Fussell books, but most of that material found it's way into a D-Day post; I still intend to (someday) provide a closer look at E.B. Sledge's With The Old Breed. In the meantime, here are the last ten titles.

42. See No Evil - Robert Baer
43. You Shall Know Our Velocity! - Dave Eggers
44. The Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors - James D. Hornfischer
45. The World At Night - Alan Furst
46. Iron Men and Saints - Harold Lamb
47. New Spring - Robert Jordan
48. The King's Coat - Dewey Lambdin
49. Richard Bolitho, Midshipman - Alexander Kent
50. Epitaph for a Spy - Eric Ambler
51. Championship No-Limit & Pot-Limit Hold 'Em - T.J. Cloutier & Tom McEvoy
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Thursday, June 17, 2004

New Meme Rising

So Bunny followed suit and posted his list of favorite fictional characters. Then he went and one-upped me by a)listing a couple of his 'worst' fictional characters and b)immediately dropping the Jar Jar Binks and Jack Dawson (Titanic) bombs, thereby making any subsequent lists practically irrelevant. But I'll try anyway.

First, a big hearty shout-out to stupid people in horror movies who do any of the following to invite, nay beg for, a horrible demise:
1. Playing about with anything occult and/or satanic, including but not limited to ancient books, tombs, ouija boards, interdimensional portals, known haunted houses and Indian burial grounds.
2. Going to the basement or attic to seek refuge or (and even worse) out of curiosity. Really, you don't want to know what that noise was.
3. Answer the phone. Nothing good ever comes of this. Try a telegraph, it's safer.
4. Vacationing in areas known to be the haunts of unstoppable serial killers. Extra points for dealing with the mysterious disappearance of your companions by having another beer and boinking your S.O.

Next I'd like to say hello to the gay supporting character who inexplicably lacks a sex life. You know the one. He's flamboyant! He's gay! But he never ever gets any play! Not even a snog.

Holden Caulfield I'd like to beat you up and take your lunch money. You're a teenager - you're supposed to be alienated, angry and confused. But it doesn't make you special.

Say! Have you heard about the guy from Brooklyn who loves the Dodgers serving in the WWII-era infantry? No? Then you must be deaf because according to the Tao of War Movies there was such a guy in every single squad in the ETO and PTO. Only slightly more annoying than that Irish character Murphy.

We have a group award on the list for anything and everyone associated with the film Darby O'Gill and the Little People.

And finally (at least for now) I must give a nod to creepy well chick from The Ring. I hate you because you scared the fuck outta me.

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The Legend of Katie Stumblepants

Another tale of horror and madness from the annals of the local, brought to you by the Thirsty Bunny.
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Day Tripper

Quincy is chock-a-block full of historic sites, and it's high time I visited some of them.

First of all, we have all things Adams - the Adams National Historical Park. This includes the birthplace of both John Adams and his son John Quincy Adams (which I drive by daily); the 'Old House,'home to four generations of Adams; the Stone Library, housing John Quincy Adams' collection as well as thousands of other volumes; and the United First Parish Church, where both Adams Presidents and First Ladies are entombed.

Down in the now-defunct Fore River Shipyard ('birthplace' of both the USS Lexington and the USS Massachusetts) is the United States Naval Shipbuilding Museum, aboard the USS Salem, the world's only preserved Heavy Cruiser*. Onboard you can also find an exhibit celebrating the U.S. Navy Seals.

And of course, no historic jaunt through Quincy would be complete without a stop at The Holy of Holies - the site of the first Dunkin Donuts store. I've been to this shrine, but I'm still lacking a photo of the plaque within.

*Movie/history buffs may be interested to learn that the USS Salem 'starred' as the German pocket battleship in the 1956 film The Battle of the River Platte.
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Randandom Dawn

Fresh random links - something for veryone...

For the history geeks - a site featuring a collection of alternate history timelines and essays.

For the musical completist - Lost Bands of the New Wave Era, complete with mp3 downloads. I've never heard of these bands, but maybe Chris has.

For the martial artist - Theater of combat: A critical look at the Chinese martial arts.

And from the New York Review of Books, we have A Little Iliad - a scholarly takedown of the film Troy
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Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Mad Dogs and....

He's English.

He lives in France.

He prefers baseball to soccer.

And he's worried he might be becoming a Red Sox fan.

(I'd tell y'all to go and say hi, but there's no comments function there.)
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Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Cast of Characters

On Monday the Llama Butchers submitted respective lists of their favorite fictional characters* (of both print and moving pictures) and then asked for other folks' list of favorites. Since I'm always ready to oblige with a list, here are (some of) mine, in no particular order:

1. Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)
2. Clemenza (The Godfather)
3. Wile E. Coyote
4. Aragorn - and not the wishy-washy movie version either.
5. Nigel Tufnel (Spinal Tap)
6. Robert Jordan (For Whom the Bell Tolls)
7. Josey Wales (The Outlaw Josey Wales)
8. Han Solo (the original uncut Star Wars movies!)
9. Conan (as written in the pulps by Robert E. Howard)
10. Stephen Mathurin (the full character, as written by Patrick O'Brian)
11. Marie 'Slim' Browning (To Have and Have Not)
12. Beren (The Silmarillion)
13. Captain James T. Kirk
14. Vizzini (The Princess Bride)
15. Frances Crawford of Lymond

*If the permalink is not working, scroll down to the post titled Bloggers in the World of Fiction
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Lost Manuscripts

For your consideration: an interesting article concerning books about books. Yes, The Da Vinci Code and it's foundation on the Gnostic Gospels is mentioned, but the author looks at the wholeb 'genre' of books concerning other books, both real and imagined. He cites Eco's The Name of the Rose as well as the Providence R.I. pulp legend H.P. Lovecraft:

And in some cases, an invented book takes on a life of its own. In the early 1920s, H P Lovecraft made several references in his stories to a book called the Necronomicon, apparently the work of a devout Muslim called Abdul Alhazred, also known as Mad Abdul. Over the years, Lovecraft explained that while he had “quoted” from the book, it was an invention.


Lovecraft's literary conceit was so effective that to this day deluded occulists persist in the belief that the Necronomicon is a real book.

N.B. Anyone interested in sampling some of Lovecraft's work can take a peek here.
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A Day of Rest

So Heather got married this weekend and we celebrated in fine fashion on Saturday night, starting at the Hill, moving to the ceremony and reception, and then back to the Hill. During the course of these events Bunny, Snuggles and I distributed the contents of a fifth of Powers among the guest (and ourselves as well to be sure) via the medium of a pair of ever-so-handy flasks. Random outbursts of noise and claims to be a 'scientist' ensued.

Combine all that with another late night on Sunday, and Monday become a day of rest, witness to the rarely seen spectacle of Dan staying in and cooking. The weekend's debauchery left me with multiple cravings to be satisfied, so I eschewed cans and/or pasta and created an actual meal - tomato slices with mozzarella cheese, corn on the cob, steak with onions and mushrooms along with a glass or two of Chilean red of all things.

Now I realize all this is hardly exciting blogfare - unless you realize how rarely I cook, let alone cook a full meal. If you did, you'd rejoice with me.
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Friday, June 11, 2004

Ain't We Got Fun?

Indeed we do...

Schill goes 7 innings, with 8 strikeouts.
Nomar doubles in 2 RBIs off the Wall in his 2nd game back.
The Ortizzle goes 4 for 5.
Manny (16) and Pokey (3) go deep.

Despite the evil media's urging, I refuse to fret about Nomar returning to Boston next year, Schillings ankle, starters #3 through 5 or anything else. I simply enjoy.

I feel like celebrating this weekend. Good thing there's a wedding going on...
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A Brief Pause in a Journey

"One would not have thought," he said, "that in this cold military officer there was so much passion, so much love for this Italian woman, his wife. But the English are like that. On the surface, cold and businesslike. With the English it is always business, one thinks. But below, who knows what fires may slumber!" He frowned. "I have seen much of life, but one can never understand the English and the Americans. They are inscrutable." He stroked his beard. "It was a beautiful blow, and the curious noise made by the Italian was very satisfactory. Straight to the chin. The Italian fell like a stone.


The above passage is from Epitaph For A Spy by Eric Ambler, and I submit simply because enjoyed the reading of it so much. The protagonist is a self-important elderly pensioner, much given to lies and outright fabrication; perhaps if you summon your imagination to the fore you can picture him smugly declaiming about the "very satisfactory" sound the Italian made when struck.

Becoming a reader is very much like entering into a large mansion, with unending rooms and scores upon scores of doors, all leading into another room, and then into another. At this writing I can't remember the door that led me to Alan Furst, but it was a door therein that led me to Eric Ambler. I haven't discovered yet a door leading from Ambler, but no matter - the joy of this mansion is that you can abide in a room as long as you wish and still be able to track back upon your journey and take a different turning. For there is no need to exit from this house, though you may pause on occasion. The keys were given to me when I first learned to string words together into a sentence and I doubt I'll ever leave this side of the grave.
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Thursday, June 10, 2004

And I've Never Even Read Neruda


Which poem are you?

Sonnet 17 by Pablo Neruda

Aw, you're a romantic. You believe in true love and all that sort of stuff. How cute are you? To you, love is incredible and amazing.

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I stole this from Red's house.
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Meme On The Run

This song meme stolen from Chris' joint.

1. Your favorite song with the name of a city in the title or text.

"Have Nots" by X.

2. A song you've listened to repeatedly when you were depressed at some point in your life.

"What A Crying Shame" by the Mavericks.

3. Ever bought an entire album just for one song and wound up disliking everything but that song? Gimme that song.

I purchased Honey's Dead by the Jesus & Mary Chain because I loved the song "Far Gone And Out." None of the other tracks on that album do a damn thing for me.

4. A great song in a language other than English.

"Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Edith Piaf.

5. Your least favorite song on one of your favorite albums of all time.

Song for song, Tim is arguably the Replacement's best album. But I doubt I've listened to "Lay It Down Clown" more than twice.

6. A song you like by someone you find physically unattractive or otherwise repellent.

I'm a big Shane MacGowan fan. Nuff said.

7. Your favorite song that has expletives in it that's not by Liz Phair.

I'm drawing a total blank on this one.

8. A song that sounds as if it's by someone British but isn't.

"Stonehenge" by Spinal Tap. 'Where the demons live and they do live well...'

9. A song you like (possibly from your past) that took you forever to finally locate a copy of.

I still haven't found a copy of "Throw Your Arms Around Me" by Hunters & Collectors (not counting a download).

10. A song that reminds you of spring but doesn't mention spring at all.

"Aisling" by Shane MacGowan.

11. A song that sounds to you like being happy feels.

"Private Idaho" by the B-52s, although there are plenty of other B-52s songs that will do as well.

12. Your favorite song from a non-soundtrack compilation album.

"Autour De Minuit" from Jazz A Saint-Germain - the stand-out track on an eclectic collection of jazz standards.

13. A song that reminds you of high school.

"Paul Revere" by the Beastie Boys.

14. A song that reminds you of college.

"Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" by the Ramones.

15. A song you actually like by an artist you otherwise dislike.

"Mmmbop" by Hanson. Laugh all you want - it's a catchy tune and a fine example of a pure pop song.

16. A song by a band that features three or more female members.

"Burn Don't Freeze" by Sleater-Kinney

17. One of the earliest songs that you can remember listening to.

"Cecilia" (by Simon and Garfunkel) is the earliest song I can recall listening to.

18. A song you've been mocked by friends for liking.

Look, I treasure bad songs from the 80s. I think "The Rain" by Oran 'Juice' Jones is terribly unappreciated - not everyone I know shares these views. And my abiding affection for Motley Crue can still raise the occasional hackle.

19. A really good cover version you think no one else has heard.

Live bootleg of Sleater-Kinney covering "Fortunate Son."

20. A song that has helped cheer you up (or empowered you somehow) after a breakup or otherwise difficult situation.

I thought that was what beer was for.
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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

The Tyranny of Machines

After a brief yet sharp struggle, involving a certain amount 'colorful' language on my part, I forced the recalcitrant vending machine to give way and yield unto me my prize.

I will not be thwarted in such a manner sirrah.

In other news, some one please explain this sudden urge I have to rent and view Roadhouse? Aside from the magic presence of Same Elliot that is.

Seiously - I have nothing against Patrick Swayze and indeed I treasure my DVD of Red Dawn. But the last three or four times I've ventured to the video store some randon impulse has urged me to rent Road House.

Sigh. What I'll probably do is cave and have a Guilty Pleasure movie session, maybe combining Road House with Point Break.
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Churchill and America

Since on this day in 1963 John F. Kennedy made Winston S. Churchill an honorary citizen, it's only appropriate to note the Library of Congress Exhibit Churchill and the Great Republic (emphasizing Churchill's lifelong connection with the United States) has been extended until July 10th. And if you can't make it to D.C., why not take the virtual tour?
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The Title Alone

Just the title alone makes me want to read this book:

Amarillo Slim in a World Full of Fat People : The Memoirs of the Greatest Gambler Who Ever Lived


But it will be a long while before I get to this title. My 'to-read' pile/stack/shelf keeps growing. This past Saturday I ventured up to Salem, ostensibly to check out the newly remodeled Peabody Essex. But in order to get there, you have to walk past the Derby Square Bookstore..and they were having a store-wide 40% offsale.. and oddly enough by the time we got to the museum it was closed. Ahem.

I did pick up some titles I'd been hankering for - the Derby seems to have a weird knack for stocking exactly what I'm looking for on a particular day. So into the to-read queue went:

The Last Hero: Wild Bill Donovan - Anthony Brown

Beowulf: A New Verse Translation - Seamus Heaney (editor/translator)

The Odyssey - Homer, Richard Fagles (translator)

The Company: A Novel of the CIA - Robert Littel

The Black Arrow - Robert Louis Stevenson

Just to give you an idea of how far my book-lust has gone, I didn't need copies of either Beowulf or The Odyssey as I've already read both of 'em. I just wanted to read these particular translations.

I'm gonna wind up being that dude with the 'Books For Lodging' Sign.
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Tuesday, June 08, 2004

A New and Disturbing First For Boston

As my cousin notes, the coming of the Democratic National Convetion to Boston is turning into one huge boondoggle. Mostly I've done my best to ignore this, as I have no reason to be in Boston during that time, and the prospect of all that inconveniece for the sake of visting politicans makes me cranky.

Much of the incovenience - the closing of train stations, highways, and the like - stems from security requirements. I haven't heard of any plans to make this happen in New York during the Republican National Convention (in fact I believe Penn Station is remaining open despite it's close proximity to the actual convetion site) but hey - maybe their mayor is smarter than ours, and eventually the DNC and all the attendant hoopla will go away.

Or maybe not. Several weeks ago the MBTA announced that they would begin stopping passengers for indentification checks.

Although officials would release few details about the initiative, the identity checks will mark the first time local rail and subway passengers will be asked to produce identification and be questioned about their activities.


'Questioned about their activities' - nice. Despite being a law-abiding citizen going about your business you could be called to account for yourself by a man with a badge.

The State Police officers based at Logan who are instructing T police have been trained in "behavior pattern recognition" in order to identify potential terrorists.

According to past interviews with Logan's primary security consultant, Rafi Ron, former head of security at Ben-Gurion Airport in Israel, such a program helps avoid accusations of racial profiling and is based on the behavior of those stopped. Logan was the first American airport at which the method was used.


That didn't make me feel all that much better about the potential invasion of privacy, but at least there was the comfort of knowing there would some purpose, some guidelines to this policy. Your average Jane or Joe Citizen is probably not going to match up with the behavioral profile of a terrorist, right?

Pesaturo wouldn't say where or when the identification stops would take place, or how long they would last.


All of the above changed yesterday.

Next month, the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority will become the first transit agency in the nation to institute a permanent policy of randomly inspecting passenger bags and packages on subway and commuter trains, MBTA police officials disclosed yesterday.


So - this is not just a temporary policy for the duration of the DNC - this is, I guess, forever. And there's no longer even the pretense that the searches will be tied to suspicious behavior or pattern recognition.

But the MBTA policy would be far more ambitious -- and in the eyes of civil libertarians, far more invasive -- as police conduct random inspections of bags and briefcases that are not tied to suspicious behavior. The policy is being developed in coordination with the TSA and with several other transit agencies in the United States and abroad, Carter said. It is not yet fully developed, he added.

MBTA Deputy Police Chief John Martino, who is overseeing the development and implementation of the policy, said police, some accompanied by explosive-sniffing dogs, will randomly pick out riders for inspection throughout the transit system daily. If the dogs are present -- there are only four used by the force currently -- riders would not have to open their bags, but make them available for the dogs to sniff, Martino said.


I don't think I'll be riding the T much anymore. First of all, I fucking resent the hell out of the idea that I should have to account for myself if I am not engaged in suspicious behavior(however vague that definition may be), let alone breaking the goodam law.

Second, random searches sure as hell do not make me feel any safer. Random searches are very effective for detaining Medal of Honor winners and inconveniencing commuters, but as far as catching terrorists? At random? Out of all the folks who ride the T? Like finding a needle in a haystack. But do not point at the Elephant at the party - that it is very likely that most potential terrorists would be of Middle Eastern or foreign origin* (tell me again how many of the 9/11 hijackers came from, say, Saudi Arabia, as opposed to, say, Roxbury?) as well as fitting ither profiles (behavioral, age, sex) - lest you be deemed insensitive. Just sit quietly and endure whatever indignity and inconvenience comes your way as a result of random searches.

Other passengers, however, said they understood that they may have to give up some privacy to protect against attacks such as those that occurred in Madrid.


Well, how much privacy? For how much safety gained in return?

*That's not to say that the possibility of 'home grown' terrorists a la Walker Lindh orMcVeigh should be ignored.
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Saturday, June 05, 2004

The Day Before

"One wartime moment not at all vile occurred on June 5, 1944, when Dwight Eisenhower, entirely alone and for the moment disjunct from his publicity apparatus, changed the passive voice to active in the penciled statement he wrote out to have ready when the invasion was repulsed, his troops torn apart for nothing, his planes ripped and smashed to no end, his warships sunk, his reputation blasted: "Our landings in the Cherbourg-Havre area have failed to gain a satisfactory foothold and I have withdrawn the troops." Originally he wrote, "the troops have been withdrawn," as if by some distant, anonymous agency instead of by an identifiable man making all-but-impossible decisions. Having ventured this bold revision, and secure in his painful acceptance of full personal accountability, he was able to proceed unevasively with "My decision to attack at this time and place was based on the best information available." Then, after the conventional "credit," distributed equally to "the troops, the air, and the navy," came Eisenhower's noble acceptance of total personal responsibility: "If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt, it is mine alone." As Mailer says, you use the word shit so that you can use the word noble, and you refuse to ignore the stupidity and barbarism and ignobility and poltroonery and filth of the real war so that it is mine alone can flash out, a bright signal in a dark time."

-Paul Fussell
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Friday, June 04, 2004

Thoughts on the Coming Anniversary

Over the next few days, as we approach the 60th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, one catch phrase that will bandied about quite a bit is 'the greatest generation,' in reference to the men and women who lived through and fought the Second World War.

I have always cordially detested this phrase.

That is not to say that the sacrifices and achievements of the WWII generation should forgotten or denigrated. They should not. But the phrase 'greatest generation' to me seems to stem less from a desire to honor those men and women, than from the current impulse in our society to hype everything and anything in the spotlight as The. Best. Thing. Since. Sliced. Fucking. Bread. I find it odd, and vaguely repulsive, that the same sort of media hoopla we see bestowed upon J. Lo and Ben or Harry Potter is turned on these veterans, as if they were somehow (and obscenely) equivalent. I find it instructive that I have yet to come across a member of this generation, in person or print, who would claim this accolade of their own will. The phrase itself is silly. 'The Greatest Generation' - as if one can look at the triumphs and tragedies of our forbearers and then rate them, like hit songs or best-sellers. 'The Greatest Generation coming in at number one, followed by the Founding Fathers with a bullet.' The very idea is repellent.

But mostly I hate the term because it is short-hand way of honoring men and women who most assuredly deserve to be honored. Toss a title at them, pay them lip service at the appropriate time and place, and then blithely continue on with our lives, without any real reflection on who we are honoring and what they did and endured.

If you surf over to BlackFive's place, you will find a collection of writing and thoughts on D-Day. I particularly enjoyed the essay by Vox Populi, as I think he touches upon a central point:

"It is almost impossible for us, sixty years later, to understand the grim realities of D-Day."


That is certainly true. The slice of hell undergone by the small percentage of men who saw front line combat is, in the final analysis, unknowable to those of us who have never have, and never will, experience 'the sharp end.' But if you seek to honor those men, then you must attempt to understand those 'grim realities.' Our understanding will ultimately fall short, but any words of appreciation or gratitude ring hollow if not accompanied by that attempt to understand what was endured on our behalf. One cannot claim to honor a sacrifice while remaining ignorant of the nature of that sacrifice.

In today's Wall Street Journal, David Gelernter attacks the 'phoniness' of the 'Greatest Generation' accolade, and notes that one way to truly honor these people is to pay heed to 'the veteran's neglected voice.' One veteran with a voice worth listening to is Paul Fussell. A long-time college professor and a veteran of combat in northwest Europe, Mr. Fussell has written several books on the Second World War: Doing Battle (his memoirs), The Boys' Crusade : The American Infantry in Northwestern Europe, 1944-1945, and Wartime: Understanding and Behavior in the Second World War.

All three of these works have an over-arching theme, perhaps best expressed by Mr. Fussell in the introduction to Wartime:

"The damage the war visited upon bodies and buildings, planes and tanks and ships, is obvious. Less obvious is the damage it did to intellect, discrimination, honesty, individuality, complexity, ambiguity and irony, not to mention privacy and wit. For the past fifty years the Allied war has been sanitized and romanticized almost beyond recognition by the sentimental, the loony patriotic, the ignorant, and the bloodthirsty."


Mr. Fussell does not argue against the idea that the Second World War was a necessary struggle; he notes that it's very necessity serves to obscure the horrors inflicted on the combatants:

"Because the Second World War was fought against palpable evil, and thus was a sort of moral triumph, we have been reluctant to probe very deeply into its murderous requirements."


Grim Realities. Murderous Requirements. In our rush to celebrate the beginning of the Allied victory over totalitarianism, we must not forget what achieving that victory entailed. Mr. Fussell does his best to bridge that vast gap of knowledge between ourselves and the veterans of that conflict, to strip away any veneer of myth and romance, and shine a light on those grim realities and murderous requirements. He writes of the particular horrors modern technology brings to the battlefield:

"The troops could not contemplate without anger the lack of public knowledge of the Graves Registration form used by the U.S. Army Quartermaster Corps, with its space for indicating "Members Missing." You would expect frontline soldiers to be struck and hurt by bullets and shell fragments, but such is the popular insulation from the facts that you would not expect them to be hurt, sometimes killed, by being struck by parts of their friends' bodies violently detached. If you asked a wounded soldier or Marine what hit him, you'd hardly be ready for the answer "My buddy's head," or his sergeant's heel or his hand, or a Japanese leg, complete with shoe and puttees, or the West Point ring on his captain's severed hand."


He writes about fear, and madness:

"In the Great War Wilfred Owen was driven very near to madness by having to remain for some time next to the scattered body pieces of one of his friends. He had numerous counterparts in the Second World War. At the botched assault on Tarawa Atoll, one coxswain at the helm of a landing vessel went quite mad, perhaps at the shock of steering through all the severed heads and limbs near the shore. One Marine battalion commander, badly wounded, climbed above the rising tide onto a pile of American bodies. Next afternoon he was found there, mad. But madness did not require the spectacle of bodies just like yours messily torn apart. Fear continued over long periods would do the job, as on the merchant and Royal Navy vessels on the Murmansk run, where "grown men went steadily and fixedly insane before each other's eyes," as Tristan Jones testified in Heart of Oak. Madness was likewise familiar in submarines, especially during depth-bomb attacks. One U.S. submariner reported that during the first months of the Pacific war such an attack sent three men "stark raving mad": they had to be handcuffed and tied to their bunks."


The above quotes were taken from this article, originally printed in The Atlantic Monthly on the 50th anniversary of WWII; the same material can also be found in Wartime. It's a long article, but one well worth the reading. I recommend you print it out and read it at your leisure this weekend. Perhaps after dinner Saturday night - around the time 60 years ago when the young men of the 82nd and 101st Airborne were readying themselves to jump intNormandydy. Or perhaps early Sunday morning, after your coffee - around the same time the men of the First Infantry Division were motoring in to Omaha beach.

All the empty titles and platitudes in the world do less honor to these men than an individual citizen's attempt to understand - and thus appreciate - what was done so that he or she may life comfortably today.
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Thursday, June 03, 2004

The Sixth of June

This Sunday, June 6th, 2004 will mark the 60th anniversary of D-Day, the Allied invasion of Normandy.

In an ongoing project scheduled to last through this Sunday, Blackfive has a superlative collection of links from a variety of bloggers, all concerning this great and historic day.
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Something Old, Something New

Obviously I am much taken with movies as of late. I've been considering the recent phenomenon of remakes, and rather than bemoaning Hollywood's lack of creativity I've been thinking of films I'd like to see remade. Here's a short list:

Zulu
Chronicling the Battle of Rorke's Drift, this is one of my favorite films. I'm seeing Ewan MacGregor and Jude Law in the lead roles, with completely revamped battle scenes. It'll never happen though - far too politically incorrect.

Twelve O'Clock High
I've written about my fascination with warplanes of the Second World War before. I thoroughly enjoyed Memphis Belle and a remake of this one, with CGI rendered B-17s, Me-109s and others would be fantastic.

Ivanhoe
Just because it's a grand story.

Captain Horatio Hornblower, R.N.
The success of the Hornblower mini-series indicates there's an audience for this; Master and Commander demonstrates what an epic spectacle a film set in the Age of Sail can be on screen.
Alternative suggestion: I believe the above movie was based on Forester's Beat To Quarters; Ship of the Line would serve equally as well.

Any other suggestions?
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More Carping About The Return of the King

This will be the last post on this subject (I promise, really I do) but as Robert noted in his review of Master and Commander, it's difficult (and for some of us impossible) to watch a movie version of a much-loved book without assiduously comparing the two.

Over the last two nights I watch The Return of the King for the second time, to see if my initial negative impression held up. And the answer is... yes and no. I'll talk about the yes part first...

Aragorn is so emasculated and turned into such a mopy and tormented-by-doubt figure* that in order to write themselves out of a hole (because clearly no viewer in their right mind is going to buy into Mr. Angsty-Man turning on a dime and claiming the throne) by using Arwen as a quasi-Macguffin to provide Aragorn the motivation to claim his birthright. We're treated to some vaguely mystical nonsense about 'the light of the Eldar failing' and 'her fate is bound to the One Ring.' How and why this came to be is never explained; it's simply tossed out there as motivation for Aragorn to finally move forward and wield Anduril.

I could go on in a similar vein - Gimli continues to be a clown, Legolas continues to provide breathy portentous dialogue, but why flog a dead horse?

Because the movie does work. When I disassociate the film from the printed works of Tolkien, turn off my internal critic for a moment and treat it as a generic fantasy epic, the film is a damn impressive piece of work. Peter Jackson is beyond doubt a skilled film maker and there are images and visuals from Return of the King that remained within my mind's eye after the credits rolled: the beacons of Gondor dancing across the sky to summon Rohan to war: the slow march of Faramir and his men through the streets of Minas Tirith as flowers are tossed underfoot, and others.

So I'll buy the extended DVD, enjoy for what it is, and hope to be surprised by some of the extra footage. **

* A bracing curative against this weepy bilge can be found here.


**Will we see the Houses of Healing? Eowyn and Faramir's relationship? Ghan-buri-ghan and the Wild Men of the Woods?)
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Mamet on O'Brian

I came across this short, sharp and lovely little bit by David Mamet, on genre writers in general and Patrick O'Brian in particular.

The Humble Genre Novel, Sometimes Full of Genius

His Aubrey-Maturin series, 20 novels of the Royal Navy in the Napoleonic Wars, is a masterpiece. It will outlive most of today's putative literary gems as Sherlock Holmes has outlived Bulwer-Lytton, as Mark Twain has outlived Charles Reade. God bless the straightforward writer, and God bless those with the ability to amuse, provoke, surprise, shock, appall.

The purpose of literature is to Delight. To create or endorse the Scholastic is a craven desire. It may yield a low-level self-satisfaction, but how can this compare with our joy at great, generous writing? With our joy of discovery of worth in the simple and straightforward? Is this Jingoism? The use of the term's a wish to side with the powerful, the Curator, the Editor. The schoolmaster's bad enough in the schoolroom; I prefer to keep him out of my bookshelf.


I could quote more; hell, I could quote the whole thing. But go and read it yourself. Because even if you're not an O'Brian fan, if you're a book lover there's some author you cherish about whom the following sentiments could be said to apply:

Shel Silverstein said that there were some authors whose books one wanted literally to hug to oneself: with thanks, and in unavailing protest that, at some point, the works had an end
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Semper Paratus

Sgt. Hook has posted concerning the often-overlooked role the United States Coast Guard played in the invasion of Normandy.

A Mud Puddle in a Hailstorm

You can go here to view some pictures of the various vessels the Coast Guard manned during the Second World War.
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The Dead at Work

Just yesterday I noted that we would never see the final volume of William Manchester's biography of Winston S. Churchill. Apparently I was wrong.

Manchester's publisher now says it hopes to bring out the book in 2007. The chosen co-writer, a features reporter for the Palm Beach Post named Paul Reid, knew Manchester. He has already written 60 pages, picking up where Manchester left off, and has also carefully gone through the author's outline. Mr. Reid will do what Saul Karoo tried to do--take the confetti and turn it into a story.


The article touches on some other authors, such as Ludlum, who continue to publish from beyond the grave. Weird old V.C. Andrews gets a nod as well.

Death was a similar creative catalyst for V.C. Andrews, the writer of dark teenage thrillers who passed away in 1986 but has written ever since with the help of one Andrew Niederman. Mr. Niederman once said he believed he was channeling Andrews, a belief he seems to take literally--in fact, he even makes appearances at writers conferences as V.C. Andrews.


However, the lure of continued income from a dead author does not appeal to all. Plans to publish fragments of the Aubrey/Mathurin novel that Patrick O'Brian was working on at the time of his death, have met with opposition from his family.

Nikolai Tolstoy, O'Brian's stepson and father of four of the beneficiaries, said the book was at a "crude" stage and to publish it would be a "travesty" which the reclusive and perfectionist author would have loathed.

"It is crude and unfinished. He would have been dismayed and horrified."

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Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Dangerous Old Men

I came across this interesting post about old men, young men, and the role of violence in maintaining social harmony.

I was reading an article the other day, in the local newspaper, about an elderly Korean gentleman who has moved into town and opened a martial arts studio. He chastened the reporter who had come to interview him not to suggest that the martial arts were 'all about fighting.' "No!" he said. "The purpose is social harmony."

That is exactly right. The secret of social harmony is simple: Old men must be dangerous.


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