Dreaming

When your alarm goes off and you wake up to the sounds of Kevin Millar describing the process of getting his back waxed, well, you can't help but wonder if you are in fact still asleep and having a nightmare like the one where Derek Jeter insists on showing you what in his trunk.*

This is a much more palatable mental image of Millar.

*Hookers. Dead hookers. The trunk of Derek Jeter's car invariably has a dead hooker in it. Because that's the kind of guy "Captain Intangibles" is. Trust me - and look at his lifeless killer's eyes.