Dear Diary

Thanks to the Singapore Sox Fan, I discovered an interesting livejournal community - major league baseball players. Of course they're all fakes (I hope) but some are screamingly funny. For example, here's a bit from A-Rod's diary:

I'm walking through the training facility, and everyone's just watching me struggle to get to the ice packs (Mr. McCarver was nice enough to bring them down to Tampa for me, except he keeps asking me if he can adjust them for me. Weird.), and nobody was helping me, and I just...I fell down. I couldn't help it. It hurt so much.

And one from Matsui (entirely done in haiku I believe):

Why we play so bad?
Maybe there is curse they say
Maybe is true thing

There are plenty of major league teams represented, you can check the listing here.