Big Plans
Some day things will change. Some day, things will be different. I shall have progressed, from a cranky young man living alone to a cranky old man living alone. And then I can begin to focus on important things.
Like scaring the children.
Yes, every neighborhood needs a crazy old man, to serve as a semi-mythical , nigh demonic figure in the over-active imginations of little tykes. To bear the honorarium "Old Man __________." I will inspire in them equal parts mirth and fear.
The children are our future. And they should be scared.
Get off my porch you goddam kids. Leave my bread alone! Mind pods!
Like scaring the children.
Yes, every neighborhood needs a crazy old man, to serve as a semi-mythical , nigh demonic figure in the over-active imginations of little tykes. To bear the honorarium "Old Man __________." I will inspire in them equal parts mirth and fear.
The children are our future. And they should be scared.
Get off my porch you goddam kids. Leave my bread alone! Mind pods!
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