Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Laws of Gravitas

It started with Joaquin Phoenix playing Johnny Cash.

Now, apparently we must suffer through Leonardo DiCaprio as Teddy Roosevelt.

What's next, Joe Pesci headlining in an Andre the Giant biopic? Who makes these decisions? Who sits around and says "Johnny Cash/Teddy Roosevelt was a real bad hombre. Only a real pretty boy will make this film believable."
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