Call Me Crank

On occasion it is necessary, if not downright pleasing, to assume another identity in the course of executing one's business. The Bunny has been known to make use of the nom de guerre Rooster Cogburn for restaurant reservations and the like, and it is an open secret that I attended, indeed participated in, the Bunny's recent nuptials under the alias of Todd Romero. Some other personas I have adopted - or may adopt - as the situation dictates include:

Monsieur SquigglyMan
SubCommander Zeep
Karl Roktober
Brigadier General Lurid-Bigguns
One-Eyed Johnny Kildare
The Old Gaffle
Lefty