Friday, May 26, 2006

Happy (Belated) Anniversary

As the Llamas noted, yesterday was the anniversary of the 1977 premiere of Star Wars. To mark this august occasion I present to you (with the help of www.youtube.com, my new favorite time waster), some very special tributes to Lucas' epic.

Solo: The Movie

Troops

Han Solo: Zero from Outer Space

George Lucas in Love

Shatner Sings!

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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Slither in the Sky

There are three reason I will most assuredly be seeing the film Snakes On A Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson, this coming August.

First, and obviously, there is the title, a title so striking it has created an internet phenomenon, a title so ridiculous it crosses over into the realm of genius. A movie titled Snakes On A Plan is a like a sign saying 'Free Beer' - I am compelled to investigate.

Second, there's the whole idea behind the film. If you asked me to conjure up the most horrifying scenarios I could think of, sharing space with several hundred snakes on a metal tube hurtling through the air at hundreds of miles per hour would certainly place near the top of the list. * Again, I am compelled to investigate.

And third, let us consider the dialogue. Snakes On A Plane promises to be a gold mine of quotes. Some searching has turned up the following:

"Enough is enough. I've had it with these snakes."

Remember the movie Batman - the real old one, with Adam West? Along with Spinal Tap this movie has some of the 'best' dialogue ever written. ("They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're still human beings.") There's one scene where Batman where Batman races about Gotham City for several minutes, desperately trying to get rid of the ticking bomb in his hands. Finally he tosses the bomb into the ocean - it explodes - and he turns to the camera and says:

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

Now for years "some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" has been my personal verbal shorthand, for those kind of shit happens days where everything goes wrong. But I now I think that line may have been replaced.
*The only way I think it could be worse is if you were trapped naked on the plane with all those snakes. Truly horrifying.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Thin Man Returns

I've seen this quiz making the rounds, and not being able to resist its retro appeal, decided to take it just for s. and g. You can take it yourself by going here.

William Powell
You scored 23% Tough, 28% Roguish, 23% Friendly, and 23% Charming!
You are the classic rogue, a stylish rake with the devil of a wit and a flair for mischief, and you shake your martinis to waltz time. You are suave and debonair, but slightly untrustworthy, and women should be on their guard. If married, you are simply a bit of a flirt, even if it's just with your own wife...but if you're single, watch out. You usually rein yourself in to concentrate on one lovely beauty at a time, but with you, we never know. You're not a bad guy, but there's a playful devil behind your eyes, and those trying to get close to you should know they're playing with fire. You're stylish and fun, but you follow your own course, which may or may not include a steady gal. Co-stars include Myrna Loy and Carole Lombard, classy ladies with an adventurous streak.

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Friday, May 19, 2006

Old School Friday



Currently on the iPod: Brook Benton and Dinah Washington singing Baby(You've Got What It Takes), Number One on the Billboard magazine R & B singles chart for ten weeks in 1960.

And better than just about anything you're liable to hear on the charts today - a real smooth song.

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I Can't Pay The Rent...



The question, which has much vexed my friends and I of late: who was the villain in the cartoon Dudley Do-Right?

The answer: Snidely Whiplash - not to be confused with that other mustache-twirler, Oil Can Harry.

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You're So Next


Through the magic of Google Video suileabhain found the classic Bugs Bunny shorts What's Opera, Doc? and The Rabbit of Seville. If pressed to choose I'd have to select these two of my favorite out of all of Bugs' adventures, although Water, Water Every Hare, featuring Gossamer ("Monsters lead such IN-teresting lives..") is up there too.

I think the appeal of What's Opera, Doc? and The Rabbit of Seville lies in the songs Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd sing to each other. Silly lyrics are the kind of things that kids (or at least this kid) take to very readily. Is there anybody my age (mid-thirties) who doesn't get a reference to "Kill the Wabbitt?" To this dayI can still sing scattered bits and pieces of The Rabbit of Seville. Remember this?

Welcome to my shop.
Let me cut your mop.
Let me shave your crop.
Daintily, daintily... Hey, you!
Don't look so perplexed.
Why must you be vexed?
Can't you see you're next?
Yes, you're next, you're so next!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

A Year in Books V: 2005

At last we come to the end... at least the end of last year's titles.

66. The Bounty Hunters - Elmore Leonard
Elmore Leonard became famous for his crime fiction but he started out writing westerns, switching genres when the market for westerns began to disappear. His novel-length westerns have been in print for some time and his short stories were recently compiled in hardcover. Several of Leonard's crime novels have been made into movies (such as Get Shorty) and some of his westerns - Hombre and Valdez Is Coming - made the same leap.

All of this is to say that Leonard's westerns are every bit as good as his later work. The Bounty Hunters is short, sharp and entertaining.

67. Boyos - Richard Marinick
Boyos received a lot of local press when it was published - not surprising considering the author is a former Massachusetts State Trooper who served time in prison for an armored car heist. The novel centers around John 'Whacko' Curran, a member of the Southie underworld, who finds himself at odds with crime boss Marty Fallon - a thinly veiled Whitey Bulger figure.

Marinick fills his book with a lot of Boston flavor and plenty of 'inside' information. The old adage 'write what you know' is in full force in Boyos and the reader is treated to fascinating yet informative scenes, such as the proper planning of an armored car heist. The characters and the action match-up as well, leaving me looking forward to more from Mr. Marinick.

68. Road to Purgatory - Max Allan Collins
So... Max Allan Collins penned the graphic novel Road To Perdition which was turned into moving starring Tom Hanks and Paul Newman, for which Collins also wrote the novelization. In Road To Purgatory Collins picks up the story of the O'Sullivan Family, looking back to Michael O'Sullivan Sr.'s (the Hanks character) early involvement with John Looney (the Newman character) and forward to Michael Jr.'s return from WWII and search for vengeance. I've written elsewhere about how much I enjoy Collin's work, so it'll come as no surprise that I like this one.

69. The Tears of Autumn - Charles McCarry
In 2004 Charles McCarry published Old Boys, his first book featuring master spy Paul Christopher in over a dozen years. The book did well, and the resulting press brought McCarry's name to the attention of many readers like myself who had never heard of the man. The result was that I checked out The Tears of Autumn from the library, took it home, and devoured it. McCarry takes a shop-worn fictional device - the murder of JFK - and runs with it in an entire new direction.

Like John LeCarre, McCarry was once a player in the secret world he writes about, and like Alan Furst he has a fine eye for the telling detail. I fully intend to work my way through the rest of the exploits of Paul Christopher. If you like 'spy stories' I advise you to do the same.

70. The Lost World - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Some books, even good or great ones are like work: you labor through page after page until you reach the end. And other books are a pleasure from start to finish, like beer by the sea side on a hot summer day. I've read that Doyle came to dislike writing his stories of Sherlock Holmes, but a sense of boyish delight fairly leaps off the pages of The Lost World. Professor Challenger, who leads an expedition to the Lost World of the title, is if anything a more arresting character than the famous denizen of Baker Street. This past weekend I labored through Peter Jackson's ponderous King Kong and I couldn't help thinking that The Lost World would make a vastly more interesting epic for the screen.

71. The King of the Jews - Nick Tosches
While it's not unusual to start a biography at the beginning of the subject's life, it is perhaps less customary to start a biography at the beginning of the subject's religion. But in The King of the Jews, a biography of the notorious Jazz Age gambler Arnold Rothstein, Tosches does exactly that, exploring the roots of the Jewish faith. He continues on in that vein, mixing in Rothstein's life story with rants on New York's smoking ban and other ruminations on life in 21st century America. If you're looking for a conventional biography this ain't it.

72. The Master of Rain - Tom Bradby
A serviceable historical noir set in turn-of-the-century Shanghai. I think I would have enjoyed this book far more had the author dropped the whole serial killer plot line and instead drew more story elements from the setting and historical background.

73. The Two-Part Invention - Madeline L'Engle
This is the final volume of L'Engle's autobiographical and meditative Crosswick Journals. L'Engle writes of her courtship by, and marriage to, Hugh Franklin - and his final illness and death.

The Two-Part Invention is my favorite of the three Crosswicks Journals I've read so far; I took it in slowly, savoring every word. Frankly I'm struggling to adequately express my thoughts on this book. I think in this short format it's best for me to just say I've yet to read a better book concerning love and grief.

74. The Black Stranger, and Other American Tales - Robert E. Howard
Like Lord of Samarcand this is another collection of Howard stories published by the University of Nebraska Press; in fact it is the first volume in their Works of Robert E. Howard Series. The tales in this collection from the sword-and-sorcery that made Howard famous, or from his lesser known historical adventure stories. These are horror stories, set for the most part in the American south and west, and are closer in spirit to Poe than to Tolkien.

75. At All Costs - David Weber
I like Weber's Honor Harrington series - space opera is just fine with me - but damn if his novels aren't becoming more and more... dense, with a corresponding slow-down in the pace of events. I'm along for the ride, but newcomers to the series should sample one of the earlier Harrington tales to see if the series is to their taste. If so, they're more likely to enjoy the intricacies of the later novels in the series.

76. The Curved Saber - Harold Lamb
Harold Lamb was both a respected historian and a pulp author. His historical adventure stories, largely published in Adventure, inspired writers from Robert E. Howard to David Drake. Much of Lamb's fiction has been out of print for half a century (though Bison Books is due to re-issue some of it); I came across this copy of The Curved Saber tucked away in the Thomas Crane Library. The book features stories of Khlit the Cossack, Lamb's most famous character. If you enjoy the likes of Bob Howard, Rudyard Kipling, or Conan Doyle, you'll be right at home tucking into this book.

77. Overlord - Max Hastings
Overlord stands in stark contrast to works like Stephen Ambrose's D-Day. While Ambrose presents the Normandy invasion as a simplistic triumph of western democracy over the fascist war machine, Hastings details exactly how difficult the invasion and subsequent struggle to move inland was to achieve. He goes to great lengths to show that, despite the truly evil nature of the Nazi regime, the German army which served that regime, was perhaps the most professional and accomplished fighting force of the war. Far from seeing the Allied victory as inevitable, the reader comes away with an inkling of how costly it was to subdue such a difficult foe.

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Book Blogs

Submitted for your consideration: two book blogs I've takem to reading.

The University of Nebraska Press Blog

The Powell Books Blog

I should also note that Powells has sections for interviews, essays and Q &As, all from authors, and all worht checking out to see if there's anything of interest from your favorite writer(s).

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Monday, May 08, 2006

Hop in the Wayback Machine

Here's a post featuring some 'old skool cover art' of science fiction and fantasy paperbacks. Not only did this scratch my weird itch for vintage cover art (I'm still not sure what it is about old paperback covers that fascinates me - maybe the incredible variety of images) it made me a trifle nostalgic. Way back in the day when I was a young sprout, prowling the used book store with my precious five dollars clutched in hand, thesewere the kinds of books I found and devoured.

(lva)

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Saturday, May 06, 2006

A Year in Books IV: 2005

Wouldn't it be nice to finish the short reviews from 2005 and start on those from 2006 before 2006 is over? (Here are parts one, two and three.)

54. Dies The Fire - S.M. Stirling

The kernel of this book is a big 'What If? - as is often the case with science or speculative fiction. In this case: what if modern technology - electricity, gun powder, the internal combustion engine, even steam engines - suddenly ceased to work? What then would happen to this complex society we've created if we were reduced to what is basically medieval level of technology? How would we feed, shelter and protect ourselves?

Well, a lot of sword fights and chaos for starters. Stirling follows the trials and tribulations of his cast of characters as they try to survive in the ruins of 21st century North America. Not only survive, but re-create a working society while fending off those who see the chaos as an opportunity for empire building. Dies The Fire (the first of a series of three) is fast-paced and engaging, without insulting the reader's intelligence - kind of like a solid action movie a la Ronin.

55. Mortal Engines - Philip Reeves

If you take the time the browse of shelves of what is termed 'young adult' fiction, you can find a lot of very entertaining reads. I'm starting to think that books containing elements of fantasy or the fantastic, that are not obvious Tolkienesque knock-off and contain no sex, are for some reason automatically categorized as being for younger readers. Perhaps this is due to the success of the Harry Potter books (Got magic and/or a 'weird setting? No Sex? Young protagonists? The kids will love it!) but I still find it odd that the works of Madeline L'Engle and Garth Nix, for starters, are confined to the literary and limiting ghetto of 'young adult' fiction.

Mortal Engines too suffers from this fate; I suspect it would find a broader audience were it shelves in the fantasy/science fiction section or your local bookseller. The concept is strikingly original: in a post-apocalyptic future, giant wheeled cities survive by preying on smaller wheeled cities and town - a concept referred to in the book as 'municipal Darwinism.' Yeah, kids will enjoy it - and adults will enjoy the sharply-drawn characters and the imaginative setting. I'm looking forward to the forthcoming books in the 'Hungry City Chronicles.'

56. The Patriot Game - George V. Higgins

George V. Higgins, like Elmore Leonard, is famed for the dialogue of his characters, but where Leonard's characters tend to be terse and sardonic, a Higgins character is talkative with a capital T. A Higgins novel is largely dialogue and setting - much of the action takes a place off-stage' and the reader learns what happens through the interaction of the characters.

The above-mentioned setting is Boston first, and New England second. The characters move from the Quincy Quarries, to Southie bars, to swanky golf courses. Native New Englanders will not only recognize many of the locales, but many of the characters as well. Higgins, a former reporter, lawyer, District Attorney and Assistant U.S. Attorney, wrote of the tribal world of politics and crime in Boston and of the murky crossroads where crime and politics intersect. The Patriots Game is set in the early 1980s, and is about the efforts of an F.B.I. agent to track down an I.R.A. gunrunner active in Boston.

If your taste runs to this sort of thing, you'll find Higgins addictive.

57. House of Reeds - Thomas Harlan
This is the second volume in a series the author has titled In the Time of the Sixth Sun; the first book (The Wasteland of Flint) was reviewed here (see #1). Simply put (and to repeat myself), this is good old-fashioned Space Opera, and in my experience either you love this kind of story or you have no use for it. Not sure where you fall? You can sample the first few chapters of House of Reeds here.

58. Killing Rain - Barry Eisler

If you haven't noticed, there's a lot of books from ongoing series on this list. Killing Rain is one of them; Eisler's previous entry was reviewed here (see #10). As far as thriller writers go, I can't speak highly enough of Eisler (though Stephen Hunter comes close) and his stories about John Rain have only gotten better, largely due to the addition of recurring characters who are as interesting as Rain himself.

59. Now I Can Die in Peace - Bill Simmons

One of the many many books that came out in the wake of the Red Sox 2004 World Series victory, and one of the few I can honestly recommend - despite it being largely reprints of Simmons' columns originally published during the 2004 season. There are two reasons this collection is worth purchasing. The first is the series of footnotes the author went back and added to his columns - all sorts of extra details and interesting details. The second, and more important reason, is the columns dating prior to the 2004 season. As I understand it, these columns date back to Simmon's pre-ESPN days at Digital City, and I, for one, had never seen them before. If you were not a serious Red Sox fan prior to the 2003 season (and by 'serious' I mean 'following the team's fortunes on a daily basis') you may not recall the scorched earth that was Red Sox baseball following the 1995 pennant - and how much fun (and how important) the coming of Nomar, Pedro and Manny were to this franchise.

60. The Right Madness - James Crumley

The Right Madness is the second Crumley title I read last year (see #32) and what I said then still holds. If you claim to be a fan of crime fiction, you need to start working your way through Crumley's books. Now.

61. Bangkok 8 - John Burdett

The genre of the mystery novel is a fertile one, giving birth to all sorts of baby or sub-genres, one of which is 'the mystery novel set in a foreign land with a foreign protagonist.' Some of these can be extremely generic, just standard mysteries with some exotic trappings mixed in with the plot and setting. The best of these - and Bangkok 8 is one of the best - use the foreign setting, characters and culture to come up with something new and different. And Detective Sonchai Jitpleecheep is different - the son of a prostitute, the only honest cop on the Bangkok police force, and a Bhuddist who occasionally sees other people's past lives.

62. The World Turned Upside Down - Drake, Flint & Baen (eds.)
If I needed to describe this book in a few words, I'd say it's full of the 'good ole stuff.' The editors science fiction writers David Drake and Eric FLint, and publisher Jim Baen - selected some of their favorite science fiction short stories from the 1930s and 1960s for inclusion in this anthology. Some of the selections will be familiar to long-time fans of the genre - Arthur C. Clarke's Rescue Party comes to mind but other choices are more obscure. I found Who Goes There (by famous pulp editor John W. Campbell) to particularly enjoyable.

63. Captain's Rangers - Elmer Kelton

When it comes to my appetite for Westerns, I usually get my fix from Louis L'Amour, but Captain's Rangers was a perfectly serviceable, though unremarkable, oater. The Captain referred to in the title is LH McNelly, a historical figure, and frankly I found the history I gleaned from the novel to be the most interesting part.

64. The Judgement of Deke Hunter - George V. Higgins

I guess this novel qualifies as an 'average' effort from Higgins. The Judgement of Deke Hunter was good for a couple hours of entertainment - it's a slim volume of about 150 pages or so - but didn't quite draw me in as other Higgins' books have.

65. The Digger's Game - George V. Higgins

The Digger's Game was Higgins' second novel, following The Friends of Eddie Coyle and one of my favorites so far. The 'Digger' of the title, the central character is a blue collar worker, who runs a bar in Southie, and a blue collar crook, who engages in the occasional heist. The novel finds the Digger deep in debt after a junket to Las Vegas, and the plot follows his efforts to untangle himself from financial difficulties before he comes to bodily harm.

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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Forest for the Trees

The place: The Cutler Majestic Theatre at Emerson College
The time: Wednesday, May 17th at 7:30 PM.
The event: A Forest for the Trees, a 'distinctive evening of cabaret celebrating the life of John Beresford'.

Why? It's for a good cause, in memory of a good man.

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